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bloodybookworm:

A CAT A FREAKING CAT GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME AND I’M SITTING HERE WORKING MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND MAKE A STANDARD LIVING AND THIS CAT MAKES A FROWNY FACE AT A CAMERA AND GETS A FRICKING HOLLYWOOD STAR NOPE NO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT

bloodybookworm:

A CAT A FREAKING CAT GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME AND I’M SITTING HERE WORKING MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND MAKE A STANDARD LIVING AND THIS CAT MAKES A FROWNY FACE AT A CAMERA AND GETS A FRICKING HOLLYWOOD STAR NOPE NO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT

(Source: realgrumpycat, via who-locked-me-out-of-221b)

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7 hours ago

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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(via who-locked-me-out-of-221b)

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7 hours ago

amroyounes:

Pictures that stir emotions:

  1. When this girl got the most incredible surprise proposal
  2. When Lucas Hembree and his service dog Juno shared a hug
  3. When a survivor of an earthquake found a treasured photo album intact in Sichuan, China
  4. When Luka, a 12 year-old boy with muscular dystrophy, was able to finally feel free thanks to photographer Matej Peljhan
  5. When Meghan Vogel carried Arden McMath, a competitor, across the finish line when she collapsed during a race
  6. When Hawkeye refused to leave the side of his Navy SEAL master
  7. When a soldier met his baby girl for the first time
  8. When Arnulfo Castorena won his first gold medal in swimming for Mexico in the Paralympics
  9. When this old dog’s loving owner cradled him in water to help ease his friend’s arthritis pain
  10. When a man taught his girlfriend the alphabet again after she lost her memory

(via doctordonna10)

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7 hours ago

thaibrator:

hey now 

ur a rockstar

get your

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(via incalescense)

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7 hours ago

toolers:

TIME PUT VLADIMIR PUTIN ON THE LIST 

AND LEFT LAVERNE COX OFF OF IT WHEN SHE HAD OVER 50,000 VOTES

GOOD

FUCKING

BYE

(via variouscontent)

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8 hours ago

smaug-king-under-the-mountain:

loveintheshadowsistheonlykind:

thebakerstreetboyz:

riesshistoria:

what will surely be the downfall of evolutionism (part one)

I’m choking

literally weak with laughter omg

oh god

(Source: cismouse, via mydarling-buckybarnes)

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8 hours ago

Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

ladyincarnadine:

beautiful-thorn-beastly-rose:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

theinsanerobin:

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Now, look at this:

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That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

 

Then, look at this:

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An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

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He’s a motherfucking vampire

His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

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(Source: vazerick, via canadianbussy)

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8 hours ago

meatmodel:

my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete

(via thealiensmademeslowdance)

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8 hours ago

plasmarifles:

awkward0rpheus:

plasmarifles:

guess what guys

we are getting closer

to the biggest event of the year

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EUROVISION 14 BABY

ah yes, eurovision, isn’t that where every European country submits a contestant and they all battle to the death. 

yes but we do it through the power of cheesy songs and insane dance moves (see above)

(via therulerofasgard)

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8 hours ago
stringsdafistmcgee:

wasteoiddd:

trymychokingstyle:

My Mum - 1988Me - 2014

so fucking rad

You never hear enough of “like mother, like son”.

stringsdafistmcgee:

wasteoiddd:

trymychokingstyle:

My Mum - 1988
Me - 2014

so fucking rad

You never hear enough of “like mother, like son”.

(via variouscontent)

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8 hours ago
i-refuse-to-stop-dreaming:

This is the best thing I’ve heard all day

i-refuse-to-stop-dreaming:

This is the best thing I’ve heard all day

(via officialfrenchtoast)

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