Caw Caw Motherfucker

howtobeafuckinglady:

towongfoo:

i can fit two fingers and it doesn’t hurt now #BottomFlexin 

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(via britney2007spears)

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2 hours ago

zerostigma:

I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.

(Source: thefilmfatale, via visitablenightvalecampaign)

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bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

(via ruinedchildhood)

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2 hours ago

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

basically

(Source: iraffiruse, via hetachu)

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16 hours ago
gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

(via reaper-for-rent)

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16 hours ago

hotboysofficial:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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(via pornstarwars)

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16 hours ago

pau1y:

what the fuck is your damage henry

(Source: funnuraba, via mydicknowswhatyousuckedinthedark)

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16 hours ago

laugh-addict:

When you accidentally bite your tongue while eating

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(Source: tonyfromstatefarm, via mydicknowswhatyousuckedinthedark)

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